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#IfIWerePresident
National Anthem is now "In A Gadda Da Vida"
@midnight
@number2pencil1 "#IfIWerePresident debates would have mute buttons and shock collars if anyone doesn't shut up when told to. @midnight"
@TheWayoftheway "Get out the way by @Ludacris would replace hail to the chief @midnight #IfIWerePresident"
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#IfIWerePresident teachers and Congress would swap salaries.
#IfIWerePresident the working class would seize the means of production and boozy brunch would be a constitutional right
#IfIWerePresident I would build a wall around New Jersey, we aren't getting the best from the Guidos, only cliches and spray tans.
#IfIWerePresident Robocop will be my Secretary of Defense
#IfIWerePresident I'd unify instead of divide like Dr. King wanted
#IfIWerePresident, I would make everybody clap.
Historically, I'd oversleep and eventually get fired. @midnight #IfIWerePresident
#IfIWerePresident @midnight
I'd have myself committed
#IfIWerePresident I would solve the THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE crisis and create one federally sanctioned word: THEYIR'RE @midnight
Don't ask what your country can do for you but what you can do for your papaw #IfIWerePresident @midnight
#IfIWerePresident Election Day would be a national holiday so everyone has the opportunity to vote but also hang out with friends and fam.
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